Burl-X-Men: Days of Future Ass

March 18-19
Doors 7pm | Show 8pm
Tickets Gen $25 | VIP $40

Grab your spandex and get your claws ready, because it’s time for Burl-X-Men: Days of Future Ass, March 18-19 at Seattle’s Annex Theatre! This new fully-scripted burlesque adventure features mutants, mayhem, and a lineup of classic X-characters.

After responding to a mysterious call for help from a seemingly-deserted tropical island, Cyclops, Jean Grey, Wolverine, and the rest of their team must escape a trap laid by some of their deadliest foes! However, all is not as it seems, and one of their own may soon turn against them…

Conceived and created by lifelong fans, Burl-X-Men: Days of Future Ass is a loving examination of of the powers of friendship, fandom, and sexuality. Featuring some of the finest performers from Seattle and beyond, Days of Future Ass is so good…it’s uncanny!


Al Lykya
Apollo Vídra
Billy Scream
Eva Fairwood
Jacob Farley
Jacqueline Boxx
Jesus la Pinga
Kesan Holt
Maggie McMuffin
Maxie Milieu
Redd Kryptonite
Ruby Darling
Sara Dipity
Scarlett O’Hairdye
Trixie Paprika
Verity Germaine
Vesper Verboten